Cassius For 2024 Member Liason - Example Candidate Information Page

	This is an example page only. Cassius is not actually running for a seat on the board.

Cassius
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General Info
Election Year	2024
Board Role	Member Liason
Contact Info
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Bio

I am a maker who specializes in kinetic sculptures. I have patented several methods for warping space-time in order to harness dark energy emitted by collapsing pulsars to power my sculptures, which I advertise as perpetual motion machines. I've been nominated for the 2025 Nobel Prize in Physics.

Experience

I was educated at the College of New Rochelle, which has gone bankrupt. As a result, none of my matriculation records are available, so you'll have to take my word on this!

Also, I once made an origami fan.